Comments | notafuckingnut: [001] where were you, I was worried

notafuckingnut

[001] where were you, I was worried

Aug 09, 2011 18:46

[Text. Or, more specifically, a series of them, spread a couple minutes apart]

SETH.

Cmon Seth this isn't funny. Where the fuck r u weve got a rendezvous 2 make.

At least I think we do.

What the fuck is this place anyway? The service sucks the beds like a rock and there isn't even a TV.

What am I supposed to do in here stare at the ceiling for an ( Read more... )

hello is there anybody out there, [verse]: if the barge is a-rockin'

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Audio notafuckingnut August 10 2011, 04:02:18 UTC

Why? Who the fuck are you?

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Audio notafuckingnut August 10 2011, 11:48:00 UTC

[He's disoriented and not-dead in a strange place. He'd probably be nicer under better circumstances, but right now he's just cranky.]

Yeah? And what reason's that?

...You're not working for Her, are you?

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Voice. batmanschmatman August 10 2011, 02:04:57 UTC

It's called the Barge. It's... probably not where you wanted to be. Do you remember what happened?

Voice. notafuckingnut August 10 2011, 04:04:32 UTC

Yeah, I got bit by some fucking bitch, and now I'm here. Why? And what's "the Barge"?

Voice. batmanschmatman August 10 2011, 04:09:32 UTC

It's... sort of like purgatory, I guess. It's a ship for people who need redemption. The people here are either wardens or inmates. Since you didn't make a deal to get here, I'd guess you're an inmate.

Voice. notafuckingnut August 10 2011, 11:52:06 UTC

...I'm on a boat? You're fucking kidding me. And I don't need redemption, I need my goddamn brother so I can get the hell out of here.

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Voice hatestriangles August 10 2011, 03:15:02 UTC

Eh, even if there was a TV, this tub doesn't get cable.

Voice notafuckingnut August 10 2011, 04:06:24 UTC

Oh, great. What the hell kind of shitty motel doesn't even have basic cable?

Voice hatestriangles August 10 2011, 04:29:41 UTC

[A short laugh.]

Oh, this isn't a motel, buddy.

Voice notafuckingnut August 10 2011, 11:53:12 UTC

So people keep saying. It sure as hell looks like a motel.

[Denial, thy name is Richie]

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Voice; PSHH you can be as late as you want notafuckingnut August 11 2011, 23:26:36 UTC

...And who the hell are you?

[Yep. Still cranky apparently. But hey, he's working on his language! Sort of. It's a good sign, anyway.]

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Voice; notafuckingnut August 11 2011, 23:35:59 UTC

[That's okay. Richie's...kind of anti-help anyway, he's about as thrilled about this as you are, Bruce.]

Richard Gecko. Inmate, apparently.

[Note the unvoiced "and I don't know how that happened."]

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