In other news, I'm getting laid

[notadoctor]

Daniel says Jack is more stupid than usual. If he is, then it's probably because of me and Sam, and I consider it a job well done. Pat on the back for me!

Jack gossips like an old woman.

Sam is not building a thermonuclear reactor, but what she is building might get us in trouble with the Air Force

Comments

[sgate_crasher]

So are you.

[notadoctor]

You like the cafeteria food. What is with that?

[nuclearpianist]

Perhaps General O'Neill is a big fan of 21 Jump Street.

[notadoctor]

Maybe.

[inthesmallerbox]

Colonel. I'm still a colonel, damnit, I don't care what you say!

[nuclearpianist]

You'd think you'd /like/ that you were promoted.