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[notacrnflkgirl]

Are you kidding me

GIVE ME A JOB, NEWSWEEK

I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT

Comments

[mon_deluge]

I bet you would single handedly do a better job of what they "discovered" anyway. =P

[notacrnflkgirl]

SRSLY

We have concluded from our observations that women have sex for various motivations.

This may be because they are human, but further testing is needed.

[roorootimes]

oh my god

this is why i couldn't fucking handle psych class
srsly sometimes I'm just feel like, fuck everyone, y'know?

[notacrnflkgirl]

I was paraphrasing, but the articles reads like, "Women think normally, like men?! Only not totally normally; women are complicated."

Agreed. *Hugs*

"articles reads," o rly

[meleth]

Seriously? Seriously?

[notacrnflkgirl]

" 'Up until the past 10 years, we weren't even talking about the nuances of female sexuality, let alone the multifaceted reasons we have sex,' says Laura Berman, a professor of psychiatry at Northwestern University and the author of Real Sex for Real Women. 'So in that sense, this is a really big step.' "

[meleth]

Good lord, anon.

[basepair]

I've figured out why women have sex since I was 13 and by accident.

Next, let's answer other important questions, such as "Why do women eat food?," "Why do women watch TV?," and "Why are cats so awesome?"

[basepair]

Many of those complexities, say the authors, can be explained by human evolution: stealing a friend's lover (something 53 percent have done) can be viewed as an effort to win a partner with the most desirable genes; jealousy functions to alert a person to a threat; women who have sex out of a duty to please are "mate-guarding."

OOGA BOOGA

ME STEAL MAN FROM FRIEND, GET DESIRABLE GENES, AM RUN OUT OF TRIBE, AND EATEN BY LION.

[onthetide]

rofl

Even as an anthropologist, that shit is crazy.

[notacrnflkgirl]

I am always worrying about my partner's genes and shit

[notacrnflkgirl]

GDI NOW I WANNA

WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE COMMENTS, THIS SHIT IS BANANAS