Fellow lesbos: how much do you hate this question

[notacrnflkgirl]

Yesterday Emily asked me how two (cis) women have sex.

She's twelve; take a breath; don't lose her amid impassioned rambling about the importance (mis)placed on penis-in-vagina sex.

ETA: Oh my God I cannot put down the Tori CDs, this is insane.

God knows I know I've thrown awayayayyy those grayyyayayayayacesGod knows I've thrown awayayyyyy those

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[notacrnflkgirl]

"A lot of people say it's only sex with a penis and a vagina, but there are lots of things people can do with different combinations of body parts, and it's still sex. If it's a sex act that doesn't require a penis, they can do that. Or…" I decided against bringing up sex toys; our mother would not appreciate that. And then I told her how fucking annoying that question is coming from adults.

[ovumture]

Oh god, yes, I hate this question in general. With children, however, it's a whole other level of something. You can't get mad at them, but sometimes it just makes you angry at society as a whole

I am surprised my niece (also an Emily) hasn't asked me any questions about this sort of thing (not necessarily sexual lol) She is a pretty smart cookie, and it doesn't take a rocket scientist to look around my room and guess whose company I prefer. (She figured out my Scully love at, like, four.)

She seems to be taking the fact that her bff Ellen DeGeneres is married to a woman in stride, though. So it just gets me wondering if we are really progressing as a society or if she was just lucky enough to be born after my family got over their homophobic beliefs.

All I know is my brother prays at night that she'll be a lesbian. I think part of him hopes there is some secret school I haven't told him about.

[notacrnflkgirl]

"I think part of him hopes there is some secret school I haven't told him about."

Class of '04. You?

[teresina]

i hate that so much. usually i just say "very well, thank you"

[notacrnflkgirl]

We should grill our friends, acquaintances, and even perfect strangers about the specifics of their sex lives, y/n

[teresina]

y.

HOW DO STRAIGHT PEOPLE HAVE SEX, LIKE, I DON'T GET IT. WITH A PENIS? EVERY TIME? WTF?

[notacrnflkgirl]

DESCRIBE IT IN DETAIL

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EW THAT'S GROSS HOW CAN YOU DO THAT

[shemale]

I get this question, and i sometimes get a kick out of saying "oh, the same way you do."

[notacrnflkgirl]

Do you take mental pictures of their dumbstruck faces to savor later

[notacrnflkgirl]

I like from the choirgirl hotel and To Venus and Back, but she peaked with Boys for Pele, no doubt.

[notacrnflkgirl]

If you turn the volume all the way up on "Crucify," you can hear someone playing clavicles.

[onthetide]

With relish.

I get great pleasure out of describing it in exhaustive detail, mentioning various toys that may be used, methods that may be emplyed, and various positions and the benefits of each position. Watching the steady widening of their eyes and their desperate attempt to interrupt me and change the topic is delicious.

[notacrnflkgirl]

[onthetide]

Rizzo was my role model when I was young, no lie.

[notacrnflkgirl]

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