Dead people are quiet

[notacrnflkgirl]

Do you think I'd be a good mortician?

Comments

[inlaterdays]

I think your aesthetic sense would be an asset, but from what I've heard, the smell of embalming preservatives really bothers some people. (I know this because my cousin once had an apartment over a mortician's studio, and he eventually had to move because his allergies would not quit. Eyes constantly runny from fumes = no good.)

Ugh was that TMI? :/

[notacrnflkgirl]

There's no such thing as TMI.

I have a strong stomach. Skunk, roadkill, etc. don't bother me. As long as it doesn't smell like smoked oysters packed in oil, I'll be fine.

[inlaterdays]

Then check into it? It's a profession that's often overlooked, but it's an important one.

but watch out for Pfasters

[notacrnflkgirl]

I'll keep my eyes peeled.

[centdix]

wat

[notacrnflkgirl]

It's a legitimate industry!

[notacrnflkgirl]

And I've learned to live with this chicken bone that's been lodged in my throat for the past three years. So I knew Dad would be devastated when he learned of my latest affliction.

"Dad? I don't want to upset you, but my left breast is developing at a significantly faster rate than my right. It can only mean one thing: cancer. I'm dying."
"Okay. Sweetie, hand me the mayonnaise out of the fridge."

[notacrnflkgirl]

Hahahaha yesssss

[peaceofpie]

I could totally see that!

I hear they make a killer living, too. *badumptch!*

[notacrnflkgirl]

Literally lol-ing

[peaceofpie]

Hey, this made me think of you :D

http://www2.kenyon.edu/Depts/Religion/Fac/Adler/Reln482/Images482/Bernini-Teresa.jpg

Is she having an orgasm or dying?
I can't tell if she's coming or going!

[notacrnflkgirl]

Both!

[bammel]

WHY NOT ♥

IF I WEREN'T TERRIFIED OF DEAD THINGS I WOULD BE ALL OVER IT

[notacrnflkgirl]

DEAD THINGS CAN'T HURT YOU BB

[notacrnflkgirl]

UNLESS THEY HAVE COMMUNICABLE DISEASE I GUESS LOL