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[notacrnflkgirl]

Springtime for more-severe restricting and smaller binges and not sleeping. It's comforting.

I'm a mess. For levity's sake, lifeismycatwalk's wannarexiatastic parody of "SexyBack

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[fisheye]

LOL that is hilarious

[kissthegirl____]

hahahahahahhahaha

[83south63east]

I love a good filk.

[notacrnflkgirl]

I'll have you know I had to Urban Dictionary that.

[microshrine]

LOL that is amazing!
(although i do have to say, people who used wasted for ~tipz~ infuriate me.)
this is completely random but do you read or watch the onion?

[microshrine]

ohh gotcha. yeah, people like that are annoying. the cassierexics bug me too >_<
and hey thanks! well, it's svetlana zakharova so i would think it's at the bolshoi but you're right, it does kind of look like the english national studios. idk :P

[notacrnflkgirl]

Reading it for tips blows my mind for the following reasons:

• "We took the Saturday bus into town, to Meijer's, one of those superstores, and bought bags of food in bulk: banana chips, sugar-free candies, raisins (anything with a laxative effect). We loaded up on diets sodas and ramen and popcorn and stood in the diet aids aisle, surveying the goods." (105)
  
  Dried fruits are notoriously Calorie-dense. AND RAMEN, FFS.
• "You eat bowls of sugar-coated cereal (no fat). You put honey and raisins on your rice." (105)
  
  Sugar + cereal ≠ diet food, WTF. And is accessorizing rice really abnormal? IDK, that passage has never made sense to me.

I'm probably harping on her idiosyncrasies. :/

[notacrnflkgirl]

Not at all! Added. :D