My play is in a little more than a week.

As in NINE DAYS.

And my lead actor is worrying himself over my half-brother's... whatever it is. Oftentimes when I run the play, the actors start spouting different lines... oh, and the play is in nine days! What am I going to do?! I've already taken away Jean Valjean's laptop, am I going to have to take away ( Read more... )

Hello and Welcome to Quidditch! I'm your commentator Dewi Ainsworth-Kirkland! It's the first match of our Semi-Finals: Gryffindor versus Hufflepuff! Everyone give a big round of applause as welcome our teams onto the field!

[The stadium erupts in cheers as the scarlet and yellow-clad players mount their brooms and perform laps through the stadiums]

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