Elton John and Elizabeth Taylor

[not_so_true]

Comments

[aqueous_sammo]

"Diamonds and pills" is my favorite line, because it's slightly more subtle than the rest (if that makes sense?). I really like these, but I crave for more subtle humor. Good work, senor.

[crayola_cracker]

I think Elton's lines would have come off as creepier (if you were going for creepy) if Taylor didn't interject at every sentence.

[vaude_villian]

Aahahaha...

Elizabeth Taylor should have said, "Pues, duerme Marcelino...*SNAP*"