Fourth Strike - [Action | Experiment]

[not_klonoa]

[Anyone outside or around the bar will see a very unusual sight indeed. Presea is very much without her large and trusty axe and has entered Good Spirits with an air of determination about her, even if her face is the same emotional void it always it. As she looks around inside Good Spirits, she pushes a few tables together in one corner, where the

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[keusrai]

[Looking up from his possibly alcoholic drink. Hey, that's that weird robo-loli from earlier. Is she... is she trying to do comedy? That in itself is going to make him chuckle a little bit.]

[not_klonoa]

[Presea paces the little stage she made, closing her eyes and trying to think of something good to talk about. This is hard, you know, especially since she doesn't fully grasp the concept of "laughter".]

So. Luceti... [She pauses, nodding, and kicks her leg lazily, holding the spoon to her mouth.] ...I always wondered why they gave us wings. They're not functional, though I'm unsure of how they tested that theory.

[She immediately goes off to one side, looking up as if on the ground and someone was above her.] Okay, jump. No, it's perfectly safe...how do you think birds do it?

[This routine would perhaps be utterly hilarious if it was done by anyone else. But the fact that this hollow little girl, with no sense of humor what so ever, and a monotone that could put an android to shame, puts a damper on the haha factor.]

[keusrai]

[Good material, absolutely abysmal delivery. The best you'll get is a slightly amused, slightly unnerved grin.]

I, uh... I didn't know you did comedy.

[not_klonoa]

[Don't encourage her! She's bombing fast. Presea paces around her little makeshift stage and twirls the spoon, fluttering her wings.]

I just...flew in. Ha...ha.

[throwshammers]

[Colette doesn't ever go to the bar for obvious reasons, but sometimes she'll pass by it.

When she sees Presea in the window, she double-takes, and decides to go inside to see what on earth she's up to.]

[not_klonoa]

[And when Colette walks in, she'll see Presea, holding her spoon/microphone, and continuing her stand-up routine. Which would is most likely plummeting fast, due to how robotic she sounds.]

--nd the Malnosso...place bets to see who's try it. [She laughs dryly, and steps to one side, speaking in a mock voice.] Look...another jumped. ...Pay up, sucker.

They...must have a lot of time on their hands.

[throwshammers]

[.......did she just say, "pay up, sucker"?]

[not_klonoa]

[Yes. Yes she did. Colette, please stop her.]

Now for...knock-knock jokes.

[lezareno_prez]

[Another passerby spotting Presea and... well, he had hoped they could find some way to cheer her up, but this is not quite what he had in mind.]

[not_klonoa]

[Presea obviously doesn't recognize anyone, and will just continue with her godawful comedy act. Please, someone stop her. It's almost painful.]

[lezareno_prez]

[His first thought is that this is some sort of experiment-- it's the only explanation. His second thought is the realization of just how painful this is.]

Are you feeling all right?

[not_klonoa]

[Presea stops her happy little pacing and drops the spoon from her mouth, staring at Regal dimly.]

Fine...want to make people laugh. ...Felt right. Now, excuse me. In the middle of my routine... Would you like to hear a joke?

[If you value you health, say no.]