Paintball War Day whatever.

[not_hollow]

Um, guys? Don't look at me please. I don't have any idea where my clothes are and I'M NAKED!

Comments

[caffinatekillua]

... you're armor.

[not_hollow]

I know but I usually have a loincloth!

Maybe I can use a leaf!

[not_hollow]

The leaf won't stay where I put it no matter what I try!

[caffinatekillua]

You're ARMOR what are you embarrassed about, you don't even have any dangly bits.

[utskushiinanami]

...

[not_hollow]

I said don't look at me! Look away!

[utskushiinanami]

This is me echoing what everyone else said.

[not_hollow]

But... I thought it was perverted to walk around without any clothes. And since the armor is my body, that means I need to cover it. Right?

[pinzutimebomb]

How does that work with you?

[not_hollow]

I usually wear a loincloth but now it's missing and all of my other ones I brought kind of... fell apart as soon as I put them on! What if someone sees me like this? Mustang would laugh his head off, I'll bet.

[pinzutimebomb]

Don't worry everyone else is too! think of it like a really big bath!

[not_hollow]

I don't actually take baths...

[sandlogia]

What.

[not_hollow]

N.A.K.E.D.

What should I do?

[sandlogia]

Nothing as you're as correct as a Ken doll.

[not_hollow]

They make dolls like that?

[chameleongun]

Is that somehow out of the ordinary?

[not_hollow]

I can't find my loincloth! You didn't steal it, did you?

[chameleongun]

I'm so flattered that everyone thinks I managed this not that I wouldn't have been able to, mind you, but I only stole one person's clothing. And that's gone now as well.

[not_hollow]

What do we do? I can't go outside like this!