"Sorry, there's a slight distortion on your picture."

[not_edwardgorey]

For several months now I've been playing a joke on my vacation services guests. After processing a pass I furtively switch it with a dummy one I've got stashed away and tell him/her: "Hmm, there seems to be a slight distortion on your picture." Then I show them this

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[mintyduck]

you crack me up. i'm especially having fun picturing the aforementioned old ladies' reactions.