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[not_draconis]

I have had a change of thought.

Granger Hermione and I had a talk today after she threw me into a supply closet trapping me in there for an entire twenty minutes of Hell and we came to an agreement on some particular problems that are currently frustrating her. Apparently, all of the Gryffindors are in a rage over her undying love for me and are

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[clever_sidekick]

I knew you'd come around. It was only a matter of time.

I do appreciate it, you know -- about you telling everyone to lay off of me and to stop hassling me about loving you. It's very sweet.

Though, I have no idea whatever you mean about my skirt...

[not_draconis]

After you informed me of Potter and Weasley's complete lack of maturity with this situation there was nothing else I could have done.

And do not worry about your skirt. Just keep doing what you always do if you like.

[clever_sidekick]

They just can't seem to understand how much I love you.

So you like my skirt then?

[not_draconis]

Your skirt is very nice. Has that lovely shade of grey to it that sets it apart from others.

[shapely_millie]

Are you mad?

[not_draconis]

No.

[shapely_millie]

Well you are if you're working things out with her!!! Helping a- a muggleborn?

That's it, I'm taking you to Madam Pomphrey. She'll sort you out.

[not_draconis]

No need for such extreme measures, Millicent.

I made an agreement and a Malfoy never backs out on an agreement once he has done so.

[potteritis]

What the bloody hell Malfoy? Alright, Slytherins, confess. Which one of you slipped him something? I want your name and current location so I can kill you.

[shapely_millie]

He's doing it of his own accord. Unfortunately.

At least I think he is.

[potteritis]

He can't be. That's impossible. Absolutely impossible. He must be under the influence of something.

[shapely_millie]

What ever helps you sleep at night Potter.

[unsecretive]

Brilliant! You'll be living happily, then? Getting married and having little Malfoy-Granger babies? Oh, can I come to the wedding?

[not_draconis]

So many questions... I would take that up with Hermione.

[clever_sidekick]

What's it to you, Brown?

[unsecretive]

It's just so delightful! Don't listen to them, Hermione. I'm wonderfully happy for you and Malfoy. Best of luck!

[mandy_mandy]

My God, it's finally happened. The world is coming to an end.