Cal Thompson's Rules For Surviving The Zombie Apocolypse
1-Don't Panic, It'll be over in about five and a half years, tops. Scout's honor.
2-Safe Sex, As in none at all.
3-Bottled Water is a good idea.
4-Find Shelter and DO NOT LEAVE.
5-Once Bitten, bite someone else. You're as good as infected, might as well infect someone else.
6-Invest in
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