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[not_avampire]

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday, dear children,
Happy birthday to... me.

How old are you, now?
How old are you, now?
How old am I n-

...Wow. That's embarassing. Uh, sorry.

[ooc Yes, it is his birthday. No, he didn't tell anyone. The dumbass.]

Comments

[warped_inside]

Is it your birthday today?

[not_avampire]

That depends entirely on if you have cake or not.

[warped_inside]

Sorry, I haven't, I really don't bake-

Cups and cakes
Cups and cakes
Oh what good things mother makes

Um. But Happy Birthday anyway?

[not_avampire]

So you say it's your birthday,
Well, it's my birthday, too, ye- flgjfdhsdhf.

It was metaphorical cake. But thanks.

[ohrosalita]

Happy Birthday to you,
I went to the zoo,
I saw a big monkey,
And I thought it was you.

...Okay, not the congratulations I was going for.

[not_avampire]

No, it's great; I feel like I'm back in elementary school.

[ohrosalita]

School's out for summer
School's out forever
School's been blown to pieces

No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher's dirty looks

Out for summer
Out till fall
We might not go back at all.

So how old're you again? Twenty... nine?

[not_avampire]

I am old
I am each age that has been-

...I'm thirty.

[sciencedaughter]

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