119th. st. Candy

[not_avampire]

Um, so, is it just me, or is it raining candy?

You know, those things are pretty hard, in my experience, someone could get, like, a concussion? Watch out, alright? It'd poke holes in umbrellas, though.

[ooc Cal's apartment is damn near hermetically sealed, so no candies for him, but his sekrits are here if anyone wants 'em.]

Comments

[tomboyishly]

... I really don't think you can get a concussion from candy.

[not_avampire]

If you drop it from high enough, you can get a concussion from anything. Like if you shove a quarter off the empire state building it'll kill someone.

...Not that I've ever tested that out.

[tomboyishly]

... Really? That's kind of scary to think about.

[not_avampire]

New York's special like that, kinda scary if you think about it too hard.

[favored_son]

Think of it as a snack bar.

[not_avampire]

Somehow, I always imagined my ideal snack bar to have more things that used to be alive in it.

[favored_son]

... ew.

[not_avampire]

...Meat, duh. I thought you liked that stuff. Hell, I remember you liking that stuff, my empty pantry boasts of it.

[ex_janvalent852]

I dunno about that, but I could see somebody chokin themselves to death by lookin up with their mouth hangin open.

[not_avampire]

I'm gonna pretend to myself that no one's that dumb, but knowing this place... I wouldn't count on it, I guess.