97th. st. Gizmoes

[not_avampire]

[Voice Post | | Purposeful]

[A click. Some yelling, and lowpitched squeaking.]

-otherfucking shit Gremlins. -We need some rules.

Don't [Shufling, clicking, yelling, more squeaking.] Feed 'em after midnight. No water. Do what sensei says.

They make sucky Christmas presents. Watch out for the one with a stripe- [More yelling, squeaking.] and kill

Comments

[lisped]

What are they?

[ooc; she wants one. >>]

[not_avampire]

Gremlins.

[ooc Lololol ♥]

[lisped]

That's not that informative.

[ooc; shaaaaare Cal, you know you want to~]

[not_avampire]

[Voice Reply]

[Click.] They're these fucking evil things that multiply when you give 'em water and kill people if you give 'em food after midnight and they're all over my fucking house. Apartment. House.

[ooc Cal says please! Take them!]

[theenviousone]

Gremlins? That's what these furballs are called?

[not_avampire]

Yup. Gremlins. Some people call them gizmoes, though.

[powersponge]

Wrong, and wrong. They're Mogwais.

[not_avampire]

I bow to the geekier one. Show me your ways, Sensei.

[powersponge]

They're fun as long as you take care of them right.

[not_avampire]

I'd rather have pets that don't turn on me if I don't. Low matenence. Like cats.

[evilsincebirth]

Their metabolism is delicate after midnight?

[not_avampire]

They turn into monsters! That's pretty fucking delicare if you ask me!

[evilsincebirth]

Really? Heh. I wonder. I'll keep it in mind. Thak you for the warning.

[not_avampire]

No problem. Give me a call if you need some gasoline.

[not_avampire]

Surprising, I know.

[not_avampire]

You're expecting people to listen to common sense? Hilarious.