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[not_avampire]

By the looks of it, today is disease day on our biblical calendar. I'm really not any type of doctor, but if your disease has any type of parasitic backround, I can either help out... or write a book on it. However it works, anyway, I'm not affected.

Also...

And no, my plant doesn't talk to me anymore. Or play cards.

...I'm the only one from my

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[agustusoctavius]

Pity, about the plant...

[not_avampire]

Sorry, I only got a one-day-stint at being the 'Plant Whisperer'.

[agustusoctavius]

It was a good day, too.

[not_avampire]

Yeah. I owe my fern a fiver, but it was an okay day on my end.

I take it the wings don't come standard on you, either?

[lisped]

...You could thay you're from Nell'th world.

Nell ithn't thick, tho you don't have to worry.

[ooc; goddamnit why do you fuel my slacker mode so? >>;]

[not_avampire]

I am seriously worried about my proficiency with computers if you can hack that.

Good, then.

[ooc Because of Cal awesomeness ♥ Also, can I bother you with a modly question about the sacrifices~?]

[lisped]

Nell'th not thtupid like Wonderwycthe.

[ooc; I'll attempt to be helpful. I'm rather brainded... as you may have just noticed --; Uh, you can email me at rhythmtensai@gmail.com?]

[not_avampire]

Jesus, you really hate the 'Wyce kid, huh?

[ooc If you're really busy, I won't bother you~?]

[sciencedaughter]

At least you are not affected.

[not_avampire]

You are?

[sciencedaughter]

Leprosy.

[not_avampire]

Oh- Jesus! Do you need anything? Bandages?

[valentineluke]

What about a fictional background?

[not_avampire]

What-? Oh, ha. I specialize in parasites, in my world I'm a biologist in that subject, so I write books, occasionally, on Toxoplasma and Anathema and that fun stuff. But, hey, who can resist parasites in space?

[valentineluke]

This one is firmly grounded on Earth, the Red Death.

[not_avampire]

Jeeze, that's the second time I've heard about that stuff. The Black Death I can help you with, the Red Death I've still got no idea what it is.

[captainshort]

Sorry, Cal -- don't think... this one would interest... you...

Ugh.

[not_avampire]

God- what's wrong?

[captainshort]

Ah, d'Arvit. Younger fairies call it -- Book Barfing, it... it's not supposed to occur unless I -- enter a human... dwelling u-uninvited --

You're not... affected?

[not_avampire]

That's- uh... new. D'you want me to come over and... hold a bucket, or something?

For the past nine years, yeah.