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Aw, I tried to leave you a comment yesterday...but I guess it didn't work! That sounds like such a pretty wedding! I want little creatures at mine too...but not woodland, beachy ones :) I like the woodland creatures idea...it reminds me of Sleeping Beauty when she dances with the owl and the bunnies and the little birds after they steal the prince's clothes :)
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One day i'm coming to the mountains with you. Yes.
<3 I'll se you in mere hours.
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I was kinda freaked out at first.
You have to come to the mountains.
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