Abuse

[not_a_cylon]

I guess I'm not the only one it's happened to:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30352

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Abe:
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
Please, think of the kittens.
http://www.cs.fiu.edu/~flynnj/cats/new/kitten.jpg

[not_a_cylon]

You think I don't know that? I've been trying to "take care" of Valley Girl 'cause she's such an annoying bitch sometimes. Hopefully a few more times should do it... ;)