30th Confession [Action/Voice]

[not_a_bluesbro]

Sagittarius (End o' November):
• Being unique just means you don't fit in. 
• RUN! For gods sake, run! 
• Your usually dominant manner is replaced by a coy submissiveness today. Go with it. 
• It will rain tomorrow. Guaranteed.

[Action | Monday]

[The good news: he foresaw misery for his week. But then, it really doesn't prepare you for the shit that

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[goldenglasses]

[Yeah, well? Does it help your submissive feelings when you come down to make food that a wanted criminal stops practically in mid-chew of his eggs to glare at you?

You're up to something. He just knows it. You're in league with his hair; aren't you!? The hair he has confined under his top hat.]

(ooc: And just for your fun. Vash's:
-Your hair is plotting against you again.
-The priest is lying about what happened
-Chewing gum will save your life this week.
-Just go sleep on the couch tonight. You don't want to know why)

[goldenglasses]

Yeah, you'd like me to still think that wouldn't you?! That you never did like my hair!

[not_a_bluesbro]

[A-aha... He looks to the side, frowning.]

Well, it does kinda look like a broom.

[SORRY MAN IT'S NOT HIS TYPE OF LOOK OKAY

DEAL W/ IT]

[goldenglasses]

What's that?! Some kind of code word or something?

[not_a_bluesbro]

........ Wuh...

Why would broom be a code word...?

[goldenglasses]

I don't know! You two use it enough to mean SOMETHING!

Maybe I should just shave it...

[not_a_bluesbro]

Shave your head??

[processing the imagine...

processing...

FUCK IT LOOKS HIDEOUS ON YOU.]

Th-that sounds like an awful idea!

[goldenglasses]

Yeah! You would think that wouldn't you! Cut you off here on your own!

[not_a_bluesbro]

... No offense, but...

You'd look hideous if you were bald.

[goldenglasses]

Hmm... yeah, I guess I would... [And Rem really liked his hair like this. It made him look like Ale-] DON'T TRY TO DISTRACT ME!

[not_a_bluesbro]

I'm not, I'm not!! [D8] I'm just saying!

[goldenglasses]

YEAH! You're just saying you don't want to be cut off from your mastermind!

[not_a_bluesbro]

How can hair be a mastermind?? How does it even talk?? It's just HAIR!

[goldenglasses]

YEAH! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT ME TO THINK!

[not_a_bluesbro]

[sdfsdfh

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What the hell is going on around here.

[goldenglasses]

I don't know, but trust me, Wolfwood. I'll figure out what your plan is eventually.