[Hallway video]

[not_loud]

[The video shakes long before the person screaming passes through like when a train comes. Poorly secured items topple off the wall with the sound of his scream. The screen vibrates and the loud obnoxious sound of his voice threatens to destroy the mic.

All around the mansion wherever he goes,  Loud Howard  runs through screaming in terror over what

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[timisnotme]

*Oh god. What is in the hallway and why is it screaming? He opens his door and spots the Howard running around.. being loud.*

What the hell are you screaming about???

[not_loud]

THE BOSS!! THE TINY BOSS!!! THE TINY BOSS. HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!

[Howard screamed at blast people off their feet level.]

HIDE ME!!!

[timisnotme]

What Tiny Boss? What the hell? SHUT UP!

*Tim is afraid of permanent deafness here.*

[not_loud]

Loud Howard shuts his trap and stares at Tim for a good moment or two. The little gears that turn in his mind start to move around while it's processing he's distracted enough to not notice the little figure coming down the hall from where it dropped off. When replies just as loud as ever.

IS THIS ANY BETTER?!

[timisnotme]

Not really. *wince* What's going on? Who's trying to kill you?

So sorry about the late.

[not_loud]

The Doll starts to climb Howard's pants leg when it gets close enough. The engineer shakes his leg about crazily and points at the little upper management figurine.

THAT GUY!!! HE'S NOT REALLY HIM BUT HE SURE DOES ACT LIKE THE BOSS!!

[timisnotme]

Your boss climbs your pants and tries to kill you?

*Really this is pretty funny. But he should try and help poor Howard out. He hesitantly tries to grab the little boss, he doesn't want the stupid thing to bite him.*

[not_loud]

NO. SOMETIMES THE BOSS JUST SHOWS UP AND EXPECTS YOU TO KNOW THINGS. LIKE THE MEANING OF LIFE OR WHERE CORDUROY PANTS COME FROM. I SAID THAT I WAS AFRAID OF IT BECAUSE IT WAS TINY AND PLASTIC SOMEHOW THAT SET IT OFF.

[The little boss waves his arms about crazily and makes fake karate noises as if knows how to fight. Howard sighs with relieve now that the Boss is off him.]

OH THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME!

[timisnotme]

Something about your job involves corduroy pants? That's....youch!

*The tiny boss is karate chopping the hell out of his hands. And while it's not really painful, it is pretty damn annoying. He retreats into his room and dumps the little boss into a pillow case. Which he presents to Howard.*

Here. Have yourself a little boss pinata.

Though you probably shouldn't break it. That tends to lead to some freaky shit.

[not_loud]

NO BUT HE STILL ASKS. HE'S THE BOSS. THAT'S WHAT HE DOES.

[Howard takes the little boss pinata nervously, with each kick the little guy makes he freaks out a little more. It won't be long before he drops it.]

W-WHAT HAPPENS IF I BREAK IT?

that icon freaks me out o_0

[timisnotme]

Then you turn into it. Or at least thats what it looks like from the comms. So don't break it. Go lock it in a drawer or something.

He kind of reminds me of a flounder in it XD

[not_loud]

I CAN'T BE A DOLL. DOLLS ARE TINY PEOPLE WITH PLASTIC ON THEM. IF I WAS A DOLL HOW WOULD I TALK?

[He sounds terribly concerned about this. So much so he doesn't notice the Boss has stabbed the side of the pillow case with a little letter opener. Oh look bag has a hole in it now..]

[timisnotme]

I think you'd find a way.

*Inching back into his room now. He saved you once Howard. Don't think he won't slam the door in your face*

[not_loud]

[Again the wheels creek along in that mind of his.]

No I WOULDN'T! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE LITTLE PLASTIC THINGS DON'T HAVE VOCAL CORDS.

[The Boss doll jumps out of the bag and jabs Howard's ankle with it's little envelope opener. The result is a blasting scream definitely disproportionate to the pain. Howard will run now.]

[timisnotme]

*And Tim will watch Howard run and think about installing soundproofing in his walls.*