[IC] Adult meme
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
.........no.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
How about not at all?
3. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
It doesn't matter. I sleep alone.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Pork.
5. Ever have to pull over on side of road to puke?
No.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
NO!!
7. Shower or bath?
...bath.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
...no and that's none of your goddamn business!
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Mexwhat or Chiwhat?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
...
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
...
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No. Why would I bother with getting to know so much useless people?
13. Love or money?
...I wouldn't know.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
No.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Whatever.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
...why is every single one of these stupid things about sex??!
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
No.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
...no.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
It wasn't as if it was my fault!
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No. I know how to hold my liquor. Unlike certain people...
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
...jkashd
24. Favorite drink?
Sake.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
WHAT IS IT WITH ALL THESE QUESTIONS ABOUT SEX??!
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
...you're supposed to work at work.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
AJKSHDdasjdask NO
29. Bought something from an adult store?
No.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
........
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Hell no!
32. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex?
...
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I don't give a damn.
That's it. I'm never opening any of the mails th' damn mage sends me ever again.