fic! Trivial Pursuits (Two, Jamie, Zoe)

[nostalgia_lj]

Every time I watch The War Games I have to write happy fic about the OT3 to make it all better somehow. This one is inspired by an old LJ comments thread and contains an adapted line from an Irn Bru advert.

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[pontisbright]

:) I have just been having a conversation with a not-we trying to explain why fic is win. Thank you for proving me right.

Fucking orange. No one can do orange.

[nostalgia_lj]

I HATE ORANGE.

[wolfy_writing]

“Aye,” said Jamie, who was young and human and therefore inclined to spending time alone in his bedroom without wanting to be disturbed. One day the Doctor hoped to learn what they did and why they always looked so guilty afterwards.

And then he did. And then they done sex. And then they lived happily ever and Jamie definitely wasn't taken away by Time Lords or anything like that, and neither was Zoe! The End!

“Trivial Pursuits tests a variety of areas of knowledge,” said the Doctor. “I'm sure you'll know the answers to plenty of questions.”

“Like what?”

The Doctor picked out a card at random and read it without moving his lips. “Well... here's one about claymores. And another one about... about sporrans.”

I've decided that this bit is happening not because of the Doctor lying, but because he planted a special card just for Jamie, only it came up on Zoe's turn instead.

The Doctor looked across the board at Jamie's sole piece of plastic pie. This wasn't going as well as he'd expected it to. It wasn't that Jamie was stupid, it

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And then he did. And then they done sex. And then they lived happily ever and Jamie definitely wasn't taken away by Time Lords or anything like that, and neither was Zoe! The End!

Hurrah!

See, this is why I'm a firm believer in the "If you can find an accurate reference proving that your answer is better than what it says on the card, you get the point" rule. Because sometimes the cards are not accurate, and sometimes people try to take points off for the right answer in the wrong language.

SOmetimes the cards are WRONG.

Oh, Doctor, you and your ex-boyfriend issues!

He is so haunted by the Master.

[wolfy_writing]

SOmetimes the cards are WRONG.

And sometimes people get all stubborn about accepting that the Mona Lisa and la Joconde are the same painting, which makes your answer perfectly good!

[nonelvis]

“It starts with Trivial Pursuits and next thing you know you're growing a rubbish beard and trying to kill all your friends.”

Sad, but true.

Anyway, this is clearly how Two, Jamie, and Zoe spent the rest of the day after "The War Games," because I refuse to believe that ending actually happened.

[nostalgia_lj]

THEY ARE STILL TOGETHER.

[pbristow]

I'm with Jamie on this one. Even though I couldn't care less about the World Cup.

I bet Zoe wouldn't have fainted during twister. She's from the future, where genitals are widely known about and sex is even sometimes Permitted! She'd have won *that* game too, but then, so would they all... [DRIFTS INTO A HAPPY REVERIE]

[nostalgia_lj]

They would be LOLARIOUS at Twister!