Except they wouldn't do that. They'd have her be The Beautiful One, who is More Special, and thereby escapes prostituting herself for meat, and only wears surprisingly well-tailored sheep carcasses, and she'd lead them all to The Land Where Everything's Okay, which always exists in the Hollywood versions of these movies.
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Oh shit. They're going to ruin it like they did The Wicker Man, aren't they?
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(except exchange the raw rat meat for raw poodle meat)
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Except they wouldn't do that. They'd have her be The Beautiful One, who is More Special, and thereby escapes prostituting herself for meat, and only wears surprisingly well-tailored sheep carcasses, and she'd lead them all to The Land Where Everything's Okay, which always exists in the Hollywood versions of these movies.
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And then the words "Gibson" and "Mel" appeared.
Oh deary deary me.
Still, there's always the original.
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