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[nosleepone]

Today, I’ve been reading Titus Andronicus. I don’t think this is a bad play. (…Better than West Side StoryMy favorite part in this play is when Tamora, the queen, eats her two sons who've been made into meat pies. I’m writing this as I eat a hamburger, because what’s the difference

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[enjoyth3silence]

So, do you want to keep sniping at me or do you want to act like an adult?

I think you're a pathetic little ignorant ghoul. We're clear that you don't like me either. We can either completely ignore one another, or we can try to come to some kind of agreement.

Either way, I'm not giving you the fight you want. So give up on that.

[nosleepone]

I think it will come to a fight. I don't like you at all Uchiha.

[enjoyth3silence]

I don't like you any better. But your sister doesn't want a fight. And she doesn't seem to want us insulting one another either.

[nosleepone]

It's more than just Temari keeping this together.

[no_sissy_stuff]

Titus Andronicus was Shakespeare's bloodiest play. Back in the day, the actors would hide bladders full of goat an' sheep blood under their clothes an' armor so that they could bust 'em durin' the fight scenes an' gush blood ALL THE FUCK OVER THE STAGE. It was fuckin' rad. The Elizabethan theater had to contend with the bull an' bear baitin' an' the whorehouses, so all their shit was fulla sex an' violence.

Titus Andronicus > West Side Story.

[daedal_phantasm]

Ah, yes. The good old days. In this day and age we'd get told off for that.

Shame, really.

[no_sissy_stuff]

Shit, I'd MOP afterwards if we could do somethin' not all...faggy. Somethin' badass.

[daedal_phantasm]

I appreciate the sentiment, dear. Maybe you could come with some alternative? Not real blood. Some of the actors might not like that so much.

If you come up with something feasible and decent, I might even buy you something pretty.