Comments | norwegianblue47: Chuck Norris/ HP crossover. Sort of.

norwegianblue47

Chuck Norris/ HP crossover. Sort of.

Aug 04, 2007 00:48

So. In the Neville thread on the SQ, people have been making Neville Longbottom jokes comparable to Chuck Norris Facts. Which gives me a fic idea. And I am tired, so excuse any sort of errors, and sorry for general suckiness.

( There were no winners in the Battle of Hogwarts, only people Neville Longbottom chose to let live )

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Comments 18

divinemum August 4 2007, 04:57:33 UTC

Neville Longbottom got his Apparation License at the age of fourteen. Months.

Ajkhkjshadfjkhsadfhkjsdfhajdskfasdkhfkasjdasfh!!!

norwegianblue47 August 4 2007, 05:04:30 UTC

petitecrivan August 4 2007, 05:09:07 UTC

I'm showing this to my brother. He wears Chuck Norris shirts all the time. This is HILARIOUS.

norwegianblue47 August 4 2007, 05:13:40 UTC

Heh, awesome! Thanks. :)

mysticblueside August 4 2007, 05:34:02 UTC

I LOVE YOU AND NEVILLE AND ALL THINGS AWESOME. So, basically, Neville. :)

And you have Neville/Susan so obviously you win a crate of cookies and several pitchers of lemonade to add to the sweetness. ♥!

norwegianblue47 August 4 2007, 12:17:55 UTC

Well, I didn't know who the wife was at first, so I considered just saying "his wife" but then I figured that was lazy writing. So then Susan stepped up and was a bit put off that I wasn't naming her as his wife, so there we go.

Thanks. :D

nicolen August 4 2007, 05:41:28 UTC

Brilliant, NB.

I love it! :D

norwegianblue47 August 4 2007, 12:19:16 UTC

Thanks!

kit_the_brave August 4 2007, 13:02:45 UTC

Eee! You have truly captured the Awesomeness That is Neville Longbottom. I love how he's so modest and bemused by it, when we all know that he really could make the grass lie down flat... :D

norwegianblue47 August 6 2007, 09:17:59 UTC

He really could. And without magic.

Thanks! *hugs*