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[norweenish]

*so, yes, is wearing a corset, a fluffy skirt, and high heels. and apparently long gloves and a wig. but, has fixed things for Ophelia and the courtiers, so will bear it without grumbling. much*

...not a word, any of you.

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[winestains]

...ah... my-- Lord.

[norweenish]

...definitely not my color?

[winestains]

No, er, not exactly.

[norweenish]

Yeah, well, taking one for the team, and all that. Er.

[allsweetflowers]

*...........oh so very nervously* I did wish to thank thee, my -- lord--- for thy kindness, and -- ... .... sacrifice.

[norweenish]

Don't mention it. Er. *looks at her and smiles* You look great, even if I don't.

[allsweetflowers]

*a rare smile - not rare for its existence so much as for its teasing air* Ay, my lord, thinkest thou? And yet! that shade of marble and adventurin so precisely doth match thy eyes-- it doth suit thee, I should say--

[norweenish]

*brightens* Really? I-

...you're making fun of me, aren't you?

[permanent_blur]

... *giggles*

*shame, what?*

[norweenish]

*dryly* Thanks, Rosy- er, buddy.

[permanent_blur]

^__^ like me to paint your nails, sir?

[norweenish]

...no.

[alovely_letdown]

Well. That's not something you see every day. Are you just as pleasant as a woman, I wonder?

[norweenish]

Oh, I'm not- this is just- I'm still, um, me, underneath all this. I asked that demon to turn my girlfriend back into a woman, and he said he'd only do it if I dressed like this for two weeks.

[alovely_letdown]

If you say so. May I suggest loosening your corset strings? You look like you're suffocating.

[norweenish]

I don't know if I can.

[rockabye_hamlet]

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA.

Oh, Jesus.

*choking*

[norweenish]

*et tu, Daddy? tries to remain dignified, but that's hard to do when you've just turned bright pink* Dad. It's not that funny.

[rockabye_hamlet]

You're right. It's hi-effing-larious.

[norweenish]

*dignity, always dignity* It was a rather kingly action on my part, I must say.