Writer's Block: Theme Song

[northwind_gale]

THE JEPOARDY THEME SONG. HOW EPIC WOULD IT BE TO WALK AROUND WITH THAT SONG FOLLOWING YOU? OKAY, SO IT WOULD GET ANNOYING AFTER A BIT BUT I'D GET TO ANNOY THE CRAP OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE TOO. I'D TOTALLY WALK INTO A CLASS WHERE PEOPLE WERE TAKING A POP QUIZ AND WATCH THEM HYPERVENTILATE WHILE THEY LISTEN-HEY HEY GAIS THE SONGS ALMOST OVER. YOU'RE

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[odontv]

THAT WOULD BE SO FREAKY. NOBODY WOULD WANT TO HANG OUT AROUND YOU BUT YOU WOULD LAUGH FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

YOU COULD GO STAND IN LINE FOR THINGS, EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING. LIKE WHEN PEOPLE ARE DECIDING WHAT THEY WANT TO ORDER SOMEWHERE, JUST STAND THERE AND IT'LL BE LIKE: DONG DONG DONG DONG-DONG DONG DONG DONG... AND THEY'LL FREAK OUT.

[1andnotthesame]

WELL YOU KNOW I'M MOSTLY SOCIALLY AWKWARD IF I DON'T KNOW PEOPLE SO NOT HANGING OUT AROUND PEOPLE IS FINE WITH ME.

AND I'D TOTALLY BE USED TO THE MUSIC SO I WOULDN'T HEAR IT ANYMORE AND I'D JUST LOOK AROUND INNOCENTLY AS PEOPLE WENT "WHUUUUUUUUUH?" AND THEN I'D GET ARRESTED BY SECURITY AND GET TASERED AND SHIT FOR DISTURBING THE PEACE OR WHATEVER THEY CALL THAT CHARGE ONLY THEY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO FIND ANYTHING ON ME PRODUCING THE MUSIC AND THEY'D HAVE TO LET ME GO.

[odontv]

IF IT WASN'T ILLEGAL TO PLANT THINGS IN PEOPLES' BRAINS WHILE THEY SLEPT I WOULD STICK SOME DEVICES THAT PLAYED THE JEOPARDY MUSIC EVERY COUPLE OF HOURS OR SO IN THEIR MIND SO THAT THEY FREEEAAAKKK.

[1andnotthesame]

WHO NEEDS WATERBOARDING AND STARVATION AND SOCIAL ISOLATION? WE'VE GOT JEPOARDY.