"I'm busy," Rachel says, opening the door and peering out. "--Oh, hey, never mind, come in. I thought it was Sarah. She keeps saying she's going to drop by and drag me to fucking Twilight."
"It's a love story about a psychopathic vampire creeper stalker and a total moron, and I would rather stick those fancy sandwich toothpicks into my eyes and then pour vodka on them than go see it."
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