Round 5

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Round 5 is now closed.

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[Gen] or [Loki/ Other], hostage situation

[anonymous]

So when Loki is not out trying to destroy or rule worlds he lives his normal civillian life on earth.
One day at work, going shopping, at the coffee shop or somewhere else he and all the humans around him get taken hostage by the bad guy of the week.
Since he likes his life and doesn't want to give it up he goes with it and experiences what it's like to be the victim of evil for a chance.

+1 he bonds with his fellow hostages
+10 the situation actually turns out to be dangerous even for Loki
+100 they get saved by the Avengers but Loki manages to slip away before being noticed

Re: [Gen] or [Loki/ Other], hostage situation

[anonymous]

I may have to write this aurghh.

This has the potential to be so fun.

Re: [Gen] or [Loki/ Other], hostage situation

[anonymous]

seconded! tres interesant.

Re: [Gen] or [Loki/ Other], hostage situation

[eleanor_p]

Whoever fills this wins the internet.

[Gen] Odin, grandpa fail

[anonymous]

I just want a fic where Odin prefers Loki's kids to Thor's because he finds them more impressive etc with Ragnarok business and thinks Thor's are a bit boring and normal. Maybe it's partly because he wants to get in Loki's good books, maybe he's just worried about being eaten

Bonus points: if Thor's all :( and Loki's O_o
+ 1: if he says things like "i never would have used you as a steed in if realised what an interesting conversationalist you are, Sleipnir"

Anyway, cracktastic grandparenting from Odin please

Re: [Gen] Odin, grandpa fail

[sacred_karcram]

+1

Re: [Gen] Odin, grandpa fail

[anonymous]

=n+1

Loki giving Thor a lapdance

[anonymous]

I WILL DIE OF HAPPINESS AND SEXY THOUGHTS

Loki, Sif : Mutual hatred

[anonymous]

In the comics, Amora goes to Loki (when they're both teenagers) and says:

"Shouldn't the only boy in sorcery school share some kind of secret bond with the only girl in a class of male warriors? I'd have thought you and Sif got together for tea to commiserate about your hatred of the opposite sex?"

As it turns out, they actually do. It can happen when they're adults, teenagers, children---any age at all really. Just have Sif and Loki bonding over how much they hate the opposite sex, but for some reason, they can tolerate each other.

Re: Loki, Sif : Mutual hatred

[anonymous]

...this is brilliant. Someone needs to do this because it is just that amazing of a prompt.

*camps out to wait for a writer to heap praise on*

Thor/Loki

[anonymous]

I just want Thor to make sweet, sweet love to Loki. Seriously. I NEED IT. They've had so much angst and I want them happy!

And maybe Loki could like, oh I don't know, cry a bit. Because that's seriously canon.

I just want Thor all, "I love you brother" and Loki is all, "ohmygod he loves me" and tears and rainbows and buttsex everywhere.

Re: Thor/Loki

[never_composed]

I really want this. I'm such a sucker for sap.

Re: Thor/Loki 1/2

[anonymous]

-It Is A Fine Line To Walk Between A Word Too Many And A Word Too Few

Re: Thor/Loki 2/2

[anonymous]

The hunt had not lasted long; for Thor would not be denied by any obstacle. And, to his luck, nor would Loki be stirred from where he had appeared. Thor did not flatter himself in thinking that Loki had waited for him specifically. He knew it was untrue from one look at his brother