Round 5

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FILL: Fenrir!Coulson, Jorm!Fury, Avengers : Piercings (past mentions of violence)

[cradle_song]

So I...filled your prompt and then got into all these serious ~feelings~. *headdesk* Oops.

Follows in this storyline in this terribly crack fanon.

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"This," Phil said flatly, slapping the medical request down on his brother's desk, "Is bullshit."

Nick didn't even have the decency to look guilty, and he didn't look up from the paperwork he was so studiously poring over, as if Stark's coffee-stained mission report was fine literature instead of the tangential mess it always was.

"All SHIELD personnel are required to undergo physicals," he replied blandly, flipping the page. The one beneath had little doodles of schematics in the margins. "You're no exception."

"Medical hasn't requested me to go in for a physical since Dr. Crumb got too close to my neck and I nearly bit her hand off," Phil snorted. He paused for a moment as he realized what he had just said, and both he and Nick winced. "The only reason for this," he continued stubbornly, "Is that ridiculous rumor Darcy's started spreading about my tongue being pierced

Re: FILL: Fenrir!Coulson, Jorm!Fury, Avengers : Piercings (past mentions of violence)

[moonrose91]

*makes squealy flailing sounds*

CLINT/COULSON!!! *waves giant flag proudly and beams at cradle_song*

I loves you with all my hearts.

Especially for this fill, because I love the fact that Coulson also has a scar on his lower jaw that no one notices. 'Cause it is under his jaw and out of sight unless someone looks right up at his jaw no one is going to see it.

...Ironically, I have a scar in a similar area, though for a totally different area and no one can really see it anymore.

....Sorry, sidetracked. Anyway, I WUFFLED IT WITH ALL MY HEART!!

Re: FILL: Fenrir!Coulson, Jorm!Fury, Avengers : Piercings (past mentions of violence)

[korilian]

I'm intrigued. Does that mean Coulson told Clint the truth about who he is, or did he make up some story about people nailing a nail through his tongue or something?

Re: FILL: Fenrir!Coulson, Jorm!Fury, Avengers : Piercings (past mentions of violence)

[perletwo]

OY. HOTT. SO. VERY. RIDICULOUSLY. HOTT.

...can you write the rope and candles scene?

Re: FILL: Fenrir!Coulson, Jorm!Fury, Avengers : Piercings (past mentions of violence)

[lunik_the_bard]

Aww, this is lovely. I love how Clint is completely over the whole my boyfriend is a shapeshifted giant wolf thing now and just concentrates on those Asgardian bitches bound my giant wolf!

Re: FILL: Fenrir!Coulson, Jorm!Fury, Avengers : Piercings (past mentions of violence)

[sezso]

I absolutely love the collective head!canon that is developing here and this is a great addition to it. Hilarious and yet really sweet. :)