Prompt Post 3

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Loki/Thor, Wrong Number

[anonymous]

Loki is (somehow) mortally injured by the latest Supernatural Monster of the Day, and (for some reason) decides to call 911 instead of just dealing with it himself.

...Except he has several SHIELD members on speed dial! THOR TO THE RESCUE.

Bonus points if it's Tony Stark he calls on accident.

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[anonymous]

Thor looks like he’s dangerously close to rolling his eyes before he flies off in compliance, a hoard of black storm clouds trembling across the stars overhead. Steve decides that, on the whole, this is probably a bad sign. Not that Loki was completely inactive while he was still sending Steve encoded text messages or anything like that, but he had been decidedly less… loud about his attempts. He doesn’t have much time to think about it, though, because the ice swans are reforming themselves into a gigantic ice dragon, and in short order he’s ducking shards of ‘ice fire’ as he tries to get the thing to shatter. He aims for the joints, mostly, because crippling it would probably be the next best thing. Tony gets off a few shots at its head, but then he’s being swamped by suicidally aggressive place settings. A few arrows rebound off of the ice, but Steve doesn’t actually see Clint anywhere; though he also notices that the crowds of panicked party-goers have thinned out considerably. Distantly, he can hear Thor shouting something

Re: Telephone 16/17

[anonymous]

Steve curls in on himself, bracing for the fall, and only has time to shout a loud warning - “Incoming!” - before he’s crashing back down to earth in a flurry of pain and ice and cold. The dragon’s body shatters beneath him. He ducks below the shield as the shards fly up, and then down again, collapsing on top of him in a hail of ruined wings and claws. Most of the pieces shatter against his shield. After the last dull thud of impact has reverberated down through his arms, Steve pulls back, and carefully begins to stand. He’s covered in ice shards. One of his hands comes up to brush them off as he takes one step, then another, and then all at once the ice seems to decide that it likes where it is just fine, because it grips around him like a vice and suddenly he can’t move.

He swallows as his shoes stick against the frozen ground, and his arms refuse to obey his commands. He manages to move his head, just a little, enough to look down and realize that the ice has reformed itself again, only this time it’s made a conveniently

Re: Telephone 17/17 (apologies for the italics screw-up above)

[anonymous]

A week later, his phone beeps. Steve stares it at, eyebrows slowly towards the top of his head, because it’s a picture. And a text message. And there’s only one person who sends him photos and text messages, though he honestly hadn’t expected it to start happening again.

The picture is of a red, white, and blue-coloured popsicle.

The text reads:

‘this = u lol ;)’

Steve stares at it for a moment. Then he sighs, and closes his phone, and honestly?

He’s not even sure why he feels a little bit better about the whole thing now.

~

Fin.

Re: Telephone 17/17 (apologies for the italics screw-up above)

[anonymous]

Oh my god, oh my god, this is my absolute favorite fill so far. It's so hilarious and has little bits of heartbreaking and it's in character and interesting and oh gosh they should just make the movie just like this and I would be the happiest person ever.

Steve is eating lunch. So is Clint, though Clint has made it very clear that he is eating his lunch Over Here, Leaning on the Counter, and Not at the Table with Steve Because Tables are For Sissies Who Don’t Lean (as near as Steve can decipher it, anyway).

Ahaha god I loved Clint in this. And the hold still, I'm setting you on fire bit.

I love the idea of movie night and everyone trying to catch them up to date and the communicators being designed with Thor and Steve in mind and their talks and Loki, oh my god. The texts killed me.

“Do you have any idea how many times I’ve been pregnant?” Loki asks him one evening, after the Avengers have just finished dealing with a group of formless black shadow monsters which Dr. Strange had informed them were below his skill level and not

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[niftywithan]

PERFECT. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS PERFECT. ♥

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[saubree0]

You, my dear girl or boy or little rainbow bunny, are the most perfect person Ive had the placer of read a comment from. That's all ;)'

Re: Telephone 17/17 (apologies for the italics screw-up above)

[anonymous]

Steve is just plain adorable and delightful in this - it's no wonder Loki latches on to him :-)

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[nohaijiachi]

Even when Loki starts shouting about how he very personally he hates Thor on a personal level, directly relating to Thor’s person

I've just laughed three whole minutes on this sentence. You rock anon!

And aww Steveeee I want to give him a crushing-bone-hug. He's just SO adorable.

Loved this fic : DDD you didi a great job!

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[korilian]

By the time Hawkeye comes over and starts chipping him out, Steve has decided that, from now on, he’s decided that there’s just no point in trying to understand Loki, or Loki-and-Thor. Ever. On any level.

That's probably a healthy attitude. Particularly Loki. I'm not sure he even understands himself :). Trying to understand them from a mortal perspective was probably doomed to fail from the start anyway.

Love that Loki enjoys his lol speak and spends so much time on boots and curtains and whatnot XD.

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[ingu]

oh my God... orz This is seriously one of the best fills on this meme, no, this is seriously one of the best fills on any meme ever created. Perfect characterisations and amazingly well balanced humour and angst and simply marvelous glorious fantastic awesomeness please write more i promise not to stalk you but that was the most amazing thing ever omg wow

Re: Telephone 17/17 (apologies for the italics screw-up above)

[thingamawhatsit]

I agree with everything above, but make no such promise not to stalk you if given the chance. This is clearly the work of a very stalkable person.

Re: Telephone 17/17 (apologies for the italics screw-up above)

[skiesovergideon]

Everything about this was marvelous. I love how you conveyed their characters in the text messages - Loki might be refined, but I can really see him abusing emotes. And Cap being baffled by "lol" had me loling. <33 Excellent fill!

Re: Telephone 17/17 (apologies for the italics screw-up above)

[maverikloki]

You have no idea how much this fic just made my day! xD Loki messing with the Avengers and Steve out of all of them is just hilarious! He's such a troll! His random text messages made me giggle.

Re: Telephone 17/17 (apologies for the italics screw-up above)

[pockyhorrors]

I love you anon, all the internets.

Re: Telephone 17/17 (apologies for the italics screw-up above)

[anonymous]

Author here! I'm glad so many people liked this! Thanks so much for all the great comments, made my first attempt at lj very worthwhile!