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Prompt Post 3

Jul 08, 2011 15:43

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[GEN] Loki, I can has LOL!Loki? empty_marrow July 26 2011, 00:47:17 UTC

Through some kind of backfired scheme/pissed-off nemesis/whatever, Loki is cursed to speak only in LOLcat.

The worst part is that (your choice) can't stop laughing long enough to help him reverse the damned thing.

Fill: HALP ME THUNDERCAT! 1/? empty_marrow July 27 2011, 04:15:23 UTC

A calm morning in. Thor sighed happily and sipped his coffee. A nice, calm morning in. A morning with no villains, no evildoers, no solicitors, nobody knocking on the Avenger's mansion door. Tony was holed up in his workshop (had been all night), and the Captain was probably off somewhere training. Hawkeye was still sleeping, and who knew where Bruce and Black Widow were. Thor was left to his own devices. And currently those devices meant sipping his coffee.

Yes, nobody to bother him, nobody to disturb him, nobody to--

crack!

“BROTHERCAT!”

Thor jumped out of his chair, his mug crashing to the ground as he leapt to his feet. Who was standing in front of him but his brother Loki-although there was something different about him. He didn't absolutely radiate danger. He just looked frantic and a bit frightened ( ... )

Re: Fill: HALP ME THUNDERCAT! 1/? fophunter July 27 2011, 05:58:49 UTC

O.M.G. That is HILARIOUS!!!!!

Re: Fill: HALP ME THUNDERCAT! 1/? aldhibah July 27 2011, 13:28:09 UTC

This is amazing in every way.

Re: Fill: HALP ME THUNDERCAT! 1/? empty_marrow July 27 2011, 18:12:28 UTC

*gasp* Basementcat?! Flirtycat?! Tony has to translate?! Oh god, you want to kill me, right?

Re: Fill: HALP ME THUNDERCAT! 1/? empty_marrow July 28 2011, 05:31:58 UTC

...What sayest thou?

Thor really sums up the situation pretty well there. :D

Re: Fill: HALP ME THUNDERCAT! 1/? semiseverus May 19 2012, 22:47:45 UTC

AHAHAHAHA! Basementcat askin ceilincat for halp. This is sheer win!

Fill: HALP ME THUNDERCAT! 2/? empty_marrow July 27 2011, 04:16:13 UTC

“What the hell happened to you ( ... )

Re: Fill: HALP ME THUNDERCAT! 2/? iceshade July 27 2011, 04:24:41 UTC

I AM DEAD. I can't even quote my favorite parts because I'd just be copypastaing the entire thing.

Re: Fill: HALP ME THUNDERCAT! 2/? skiesovergideon July 27 2011, 04:27:29 UTC

Dear Anon:

This is wonderful. You are wonderful. Had I a firstborn, I would offer it up to you. I'm just going to go back to my corner and laugh more at this.

Love forever,
Reg

Re: Fill: HALP ME THUNDERCAT! 2/? empty_marrow July 27 2011, 04:34:08 UTC

Hahaha! Between "flirtycat," "jazzhands," and "mah BFF Doomcat" I'm having trouble not sporfling the entire household awake. *G* This fill is a thing of beauty, Anon!

Re: Fill: HALP ME THUNDERCAT! 2/? korilian July 27 2011, 08:04:22 UTC

OH MY GOD! &Hearts;

Fill: HALP ME THUNDERCAT! 3/? empty_marrow July 27 2011, 21:07:59 UTC

Thor looked on, amused, as Loki scarfed down his fifth double-quarter-pounder-with-cheese-plain. “For someone who claims to hate Midgardian food, brother, you seem to be eating quite a bit of it.”

“Is fud of ceilin cat,” Loki informed him, scowling ferociously between neat mouthfuls. “Fixez the hungreez.”

As Loki ate ravenously, Jarvis scanned him over, numbers and letters playing out across various viewscreens. “Scans complete,” Jarvis said, a bit reproachfully, “but I don't think you'll like it, sir.”

“Om nom nom,” Loki said thoughtfully, polishing off the burger and reaching for another.

“What's the story, Jarv?” Tony asked, staring at one of the screens. “What's up with...” he snickered, “...magic cat?”

“From the very little I know of Asgardian and Jotunn physiology,” Jarvis said, sounding pained, “there isn't much I can tell about him for certain, but everything seems perfectly normal, from what I know.”

“Perfectly normal,” Tony echoed.

“IZ NOT NERMAL IZ LOLSPEEK,” Loki spat, McDonald's bag forgotten as he leapt to his ( ... )

Re: Fill: HALP ME THUNDERCAT! 3/? perletwo July 28 2011, 00:09:50 UTC

ILU. SO. HARD. It is can be hugz tiem naow plz?

Re: Fill: HALP ME THUNDERCAT! 3/? empty_marrow July 28 2011, 05:44:25 UTC

It seems oddly appropriate that Steve (probably) gets the truth out of him.

I'm waiting for everybody to get stuck on the implication that Odin, Allfather, king of the Norse gods, is familiar with the frivolities of the internet. (This would actually be mythologically in-character, I think. Odin knew all kinds of strange things, some of them embarrassing.)

Well, some of everybody. Thor may be given pause by "daddycat" but figure, hey, Odin banished him and took his hammer away, it makes perfect sense to banish Loki and take away his ability to speak normally. The question then would be what Odin wants him to learn/do/be to get it back. *g*

Re: Fill: HALP ME THUNDERCAT! 3/? ikol_liesmith July 29 2011, 06:02:36 UTC

I know I'm not the only one here enjoying Loki's “Plz... plz, thundercat, brothercat. Halp?”. I'm loving this so much and feel bad at the same time loling on Loki's misfortune. Forgive me, dear boy, because your lolz iz too cute!

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