Prompt Post No. 2

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[Crossover] Loki/Tony Stark [Iron Man]

[anonymous]

Loki's new to Earth and all of its technologies, including cars. Tony happens to have some of the fastest cars in the world. Up to the author if Loki and Tony are on the same team or not. Go!

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[hummingbirdmoth]

No sex, sorry

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[hummingbirdmoth]

"Get back in here!" Tony yelled, as Loki climbed over the windshield. He didn’t slow down, though. If the god of mischief wanted to fall off the bonnet of his car and get splattered on the road behind them, that was one less problem for the Avengers to deal with.

"Attention, steed!" Loki's raucous voice reached his ears. Sitting on the windshield, booted feet probably scuffing the paint, goddamnit. "The Son of Odin COMMANDS you to accelerate!"

Hey, that was another thing. If they were so much more advanced, so much more enlightened than humans, why the hell were they still a monarchy?

"FASTER!"

On the other hand, imagine the sort of damage Loki could have done with democracy at his disposal. Or cars, for that matter.

“You must give me one of these,” Loki told him, as he slipped back into the seat beside him. “You have a few to spare, don’t you?”

”…I’ll think about it.”

On the one hand, giving Loki a car would be like giving rocket-powered skis to an alligator.

One the other hand, it would be funny as HELL to watch.

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[katsuko]

This. THIS.

I am still trying to catch my breath from laughing so hard. You are a genius.

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[runsinthegenes]

Pfft. This is amazing. You are amazing.

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[kaitou_taco]

I demand alligators with rocket powered skis now! X,D
this was awesome <3

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[kaisasolstys]

oh good god.. still can't get past the part where Loki goes "WHEE!!" and his helmet being blown off his head XD

aww these two... this is too good~~
wonder what kind of chaos would ensue if Tony and Loki teamed up..

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[satji]

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I. love. you.

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[korilian]

"Ride, ride with the fury of a thousand storms, Marmalade! STARK! Make your metallic steed go faster! Tell it that if it does not go faster it shall be whipped!"

I bet Loki could get his car to go faster once he broke out the whip (of course after he scratched the paint, he would demand a new one from Stark).

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[born_a_skeleton]

I think I love you. Purely on the basis of the first line.

all cars shall now be referred to as TIN STALLIONS OF MIDGARD.

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[openedbook]

I agree.

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[blackangelonero]

"rocket-powered skis to an alligator."

Can't shake the image from my head XD

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[cicer]

CRYING WITH LAUGHTER NOW.

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[maverikloki]

HI.LAR.IOUS!!! xD

I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying. I love Loki's dialogue ("STARK! Make your metallic steed go faster! Tell it that if it does not go faster it shall be whipped!"*sneeeerk!*), and Tony's wry inner monologue is just... gold. Pure gold. Especially the last two lines! xD

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[neotoma]

Loki is hilarious in his enthusiasm for Going Very Fast!

Loki had casually mentioned a flogging he had once witnessed, authorised by Odin himself.

Yeah, when that line about "that guard [who didn't inform on us traipsing off to Jotuneheim soon enough] should be flogged!" came up the second time I saw the movie, I was thinking 'I don't think he's exaggerating for effect... bleagh!'

Poor Tony, he's not used to be the sane, sensible one. Otoh, Loki is a god -- falling off a speeding car probably wouldn't even dent him.

Heee! Give him a car, Tony! You know you want to!

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[joirerson]

*giggles endlessly*