An exercise in Spelling

[norque83]

Hellow Lyvejurnle. Yew nevurgh kall aniegh-morgh, sow Aye desyded toowe leeve yew thys noat. Gawsh, Aye've gawt tew saigh, iyt's harghd tew speghl evaree wurd rong, esspesshally sum uv thugh shoarter wuns. Iyt's gude tew thynck fonetikly anned iyt alweighs helghps tew a adde extruh cylibles, vauwils orgh konsownents. Aniweigh, Lyvejurnal, hauw argh

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[spelunker106]

yew dew reelise thaht ighn ordure tew undirstaynd thiss ewe aghr fourst two reede ight allowed, ryt? verie klefer.

Aye haf wundyred mennie teims wai yew diddint chuse inklish ore linkwistiks az yore mayjur... ur ighf nought yure mayjer, thegn purhapz ai mynur.

(Aymn verie temmptid tew assk lyvjurnul two 'cheghk spelenk dooring priveeu'... bught aye theenk ayel pas thees tyme)

[kessicajelly]

ummmm..... Mike Nork, I would like the last 2 minutes of my life back for translating that. thank you and goodnight.

[norque83]

ok, here's the deal. I can't exactly give you those exact 2 minutes back. But, I can give you 5 minutes next week (Tuesday, around 3pm). How's that sound?

[misfitsfanfare]

Crikey, it's like reading Olde English!