I WIN AT LIFE!!!!!!!!

[nornay]

Ok so today, since forever, I had a date with a guy I met at a club.
At first I was freaking out because I didn't really remember what he looked like or what we talked about.
(I was very drunk. Sue me)

BUT YOU GUISE. I WIN AT LIFE RN!!!!!!!!!!!!

He is cute. Pocket-sized. Plays guitar. Very laid back. Even wears fucking PLAID!

OMG I'm going out with

Comments

[camila12j]

get it girl^^
you are lucky :)

[nornay]

I should stop referring him as "the Swedish Kris" tho. Or I'll call him that at some point HAHAHA

[jamiestewart88]

you presh thing.
I better see some pictures soon.

[nornay]

no nude pic yet tho
XD

[jamiestewart88]

oh come on.
you'll let him in your pants by the time movie's over.
btw, what movie?

[nornay]

I'm not some stupid ass hoar, you skank! I'll wear a skirt to make it easier XD

I dont know yet. We were gonna watch the new Burton/Depp movie but it didn't have a premiere yet :(

[lolitaray]

Pics BB!!!

[nornay]

First date.
Altho I'm sure I'll scar him soon enough XD

[exblonded]

DUDE! Go fucking figure! That's gotta be the best score ever! And lucky it wasn't awkward! I'd imagine meeting again after meet a club while drunk would be very awkward. YAY, though!

And he's also POCKET-SIZED!? UBERWIN!

[nornay]

Dude I was freaking out on the train into town cuz I did not remember what he looked like and where we were supposed to meet is where everyone meets so there were like tons of guys waiting around for other ppl.
I did sort of recognize him though, thank god.

Him being pocket-sized makes him my height....I wonder if I should take offense on all the people joking about Kris height LOL

[exblonded]

Well shit, lucky you recognised him! Next time you go out with someone you met while you were drunk, pick a spot where no one meets. That could make it easier:P.

BAHAHAHA! As we've said before, a girl at the height of short-man status makes you fairly normal-height, just a little on the short side. I think you're fine. =D