Foresight

[normandy6644]

The other day I was thinking, for no particularly good reason, about what I'd like to happen to me after I die, i.e., regular burial versus cremation. While there are decent arguments for both sides, I finally decided I'd prefer to be buried whole because otherwise I'd have no chance of coming back as a zombie.

Comments

[da_limey]

This is why - when I kill you - I'm going to shoot you in the head, so you can't come back anyway.

Suck it, D-Bag!

[normandy6644]

I hope you accidentally shoot your kids. No, screw that. I hope you accidentally stab them.

[da_limey]

We both know that I'm going to intentionally kill my kids to prevent just such an accident.

[normandy6644]

Damn your craftiness!

[humpingmonkies]

In that case, you'll want a jewish orthodox preparation... Trust me.

[da_limey]

You're devious.

[humpingmonkies]

:)