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[normalnnameless]

::A perfectly normal day in a perfectly normal city, with perfectly peaceful people going about their perfectly normal day. The whole thing feels more like the workings of a well maintained machine than a collection of living people, but it's clean, peaceful, and most of all normal. Which, of course, is why Mr. Nameless here is completely

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[sea_of_milk]

::Have an unnormal snake woman slithering your perfect normal city.::

[normalnnameless]

::Eero snaps back.::

Er. You wouldn't. You know. Eat the books or something like that, right?

[sea_of_milk]

::Gives you the stern look of a mother.::

That would be stupid. You shouldn't be eating books, it's impolite and unproductive.

[normalnnameless]

::Terrified appropriately for such a glare.::

Sorry! Sorry! Just making sure!

[normalnnameless]

Just. You know. I don't know what you eat. I don't want to lead a bull into a china shop, you know?

::Also on Eero's mind: "I don't want to be the blue plate special, either."::

[sea_of_milk]

... Meat.

::Says this like it's obvious.::

[normalnnameless]

I'm too skinny!

::Yep, cowering like the coward he is. A little too quick to not have been expected in some way.::

[sea_of_milk]

Human doesn't taste good... Tried once... made me nauseous.

::Slithers, looking around for a library.::

[normalnnameless]

I. I'm glad for that. I think.

::Eero isn't exactly happy about the idea she's tried it before, but is trying against nature to look on the bright side.::

Er. Library, right? I think I know where one is.

[sea_of_milk]

::She's had to eat it before.::

Where is it?

[normalnnameless]

::Doesn't really make him any less worried about it, though.::

Uh. I think it was.

::Eero starts looking around. The city has shifted somewhat since they started talking, and the streets are empty besides them.::

Um. Actually, I'm not even sure where I am anymore.

[sea_of_milk]

It's kind of you to help regardless... you're very nice.

[normalnnameless]

::Eero scratches his head, taking the compliment a little too well.::

That's very kind of you, ma'am.

You seem very nice too.

[normalnnameless]

Especially for, you know, a snake lady.

...

Thank you for not eating or otherwise destroying me.

[sea_of_milk]

.. Why... would I?

[normalnnameless]

I don't know, it's just what usually happens to nameless nobodies when something strange happens.