Comments | normalhumanbein: I would also accept Rose Byrne/Diane Kruger

normalhumanbein

I would also accept Rose Byrne/Diane Kruger

Feb 20, 2010 21:31

Flist! I have been away from you for so long! I have manflu (in that its chief symptom is the constant emission of a whining, griping sound and assorted oozings and not, alas, in that it causes spontaneous gender transformation every time I sneeze). In lieu of a post of any real value, let me ramble to you about various sub-standard morsels of pop ( Read more... )

paper eater, angels of music, reality tv, naohgodno, rage against the multiplex, if by 'bad idea' you mean 'genius'

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zillahseye February 20 2010, 22:09:48 UTC

Was "Knowing" the ridiculous movie where Jessica whatserface actually wanted to sleep with Nic Cage?

normalhumanbein February 20 2010, 22:18:44 UTC

It's the one where he's given a series of numbers which turn out to be the dates of every major disaster of the last fifty years. I don't remember a Jessica, but then can't prentend I paid any kind of attention to the bits that weren't Rose Byrne's 'how did I end up here?' expression.

zillahseye February 20 2010, 22:25:53 UTC

Oh yeah! That was a totally different terrible movie. There's one where he ends up with Jessica wasserface with the mantaray mouth, the one who used to be on 7th Heaven?

normalhumanbein February 21 2010, 11:46:51 UTC

I have no idea what any of those things are! Clearly I have lived a charmed life. But yeah, that sounds like most Nic Cage films, to be honest.

cold_clarity March 3 2010, 05:55:45 UTC

1. rose byrne/diane kruger = the hottest image to happen to me today. the hottest. thank you.

2. I AM SO STUPIDLY EXCITED ABOUT YOU READING A GAME OF THRONES. PLEASE LET'S TALK SOON.

normalhumanbein March 3 2010, 18:10:15 UTC

They've made two films together! Rose Byrne played the Krug's stalkerly flatmate! WHERE IS MY PORNOGRAPHY, INTERNET?

cold_clarity March 3 2010, 19:11:51 UTC

...so I have this *~original story~* idea about two sisters who live in a kind of neo-victorian world (think like. steampunk but with more Victorian England aesthetic and less Wild Wild West). and there are lots of issues around sanity, motherhood, sorcery (or what gets labeled as such), and the occult.

and maybe they have a really unhealthy D/s relationship.

maybe.

I now envision that these sisters are played by Byrne and Kruger. thank you. the pornography will be arriving posthaste.

normalhumanbein March 3 2010, 20:39:05 UTC

Even discounting the pornography, this is why you are my favourite.

*chinhands and looks intent*

I, uh, will leave coherent feedback on the last original thing you posted at some point, I swear.