My mother always told me never to lick strange women's tattoos

[normalhumanbein]

1. Their support bands have a) awesome, dance-friendly falsetto-heavy songs, b) adorably bad stage banter, including the immortal introduction, "this song's a b-side. I don't know if it's any good. I'm not really happy with it. Anyway, here we go..." c) pretty faces and d) a relaxed attitude towards personal space.

2. The lead singer of Under the

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[xxdance]

while she was, you know, all up in your face and such (this is me trying very, very, very hard to not be impossibly jealous), did you tell her that they need to get their asses to washington? we need some maja, too.

[normalhumanbein]

I would have, had I been able to form sentences. It's probably not too late for me to catch up with their tour bus and explain, if you'd like?

[new_evolution]

I want Maja Iversson on me. *cries*

Seriously, she is so hot that if I met her in person, I would be physically unable to speak. "Buh--djh--hrr--...meow?"

[normalhumanbein]

Yeah, I don't think I could handle actually meeting her. I'm pretty sure I'd just make vowel sounds then have some kind of seizure.

[violin_road]

Felix fucking Maja with his guitar is a sight you must see before you die.
I SECOND THIS. OH GOD, I SECOND THIS. I COULD SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WATCHING THIS.

[normalhumanbein]

YES. DEAR GOD, YES. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. HOW, HOW ARE THEY SO GOOD? IT DEFIES NATURAL LAW.

[violin_road]

I threw my panties at the stage. Like, the ones I'd been wearing.

[normalhumanbein]

Had I been wearing any, I totally would have, too.

[eleanor_lavish]

OH MY GOD YOU WERE COVERED IN MAJA! NEVER BATHE AGAIN, SERIOUSLY!

[normalhumanbein]

I'm tempted not to. Sadly, my ousemates aren't this understanding.