20 Facts About Sirius Black (HP, 436 words, G)

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Title: 20 Facts About Sirius Black (As Told By Sirius Black To Remus Lupin)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 436 words
A/N: Written for the Harry Potter Random Facts Fest

20 Facts About Sirius Black (As Told By Sirius Black To Remus Lupin)

1. I can fit five chocolate frogs in my mouth.
    
2. I'm completely awesome at introducing myself to people; I don't know what you're talking about.
   
   
3. They don't call me Sirius "Trouble" Black for nothing, you know.
    
4. I am not drunk.
    
5. Remus, I love you, you know, like a brother, but you're really a bit of an arse.
    
6. Of course I'm revising!  Look, you can see the book right here in my hand.  See, Transfigurations, right there on the cover.  Hey!  No, you can't look inside!  Be-because I said so, that's why!  Get your own textbook!  Oi!
    
7. ...well, I don't know how that got in there.
    
8. I'll get all O's and you know it.  They don't call me Sirius "Master Of All" Black for nothing.
   
   
9. Really, I'm not drunk.  I had, like, maybe, five firewhiskeys and a gillywater and tonic and a few butterbeers and whatever that blue thing was.  That's hardly anything.
    
10. You smell good.  Give me your shampoo.  Aw, come on.  I'd share mine!
     
11. You taste like chocolate.
    
    
12. This doesn't count, right?  It's just practice.  It's just practice.
     
13. My brother doesn't have anything to do with anything.  You don't know what you're talking about.
     
14. I hate you!
     
15. I won't say it.  Because I'm not sorry.  I don't care.  I don't.
     
16. I think, I don't know.  I think you were right about the drunk thing, although I was right about you being an arse thing, so that evens out, right?  Yeah, what I thought.  And I didn't mean it.  You know I didn't.  I never do.  Maybe that's the problem.  No, that is the problem.  I never think things through enough.  And then I go and do the stupidest things.  I do the stupidest things, and I never know how to make up for them, and I want to.  I really, really want to.  Not just for-- For everything.
     
17. And I think I might be in love with James, but you can't ever tell him that, not him, or Lily, or Pete.  You can't ever tell, Remus.
     
18. God, I really hope you're asleep.
     
19. Stop being such a worry-wort.  They don't call me "The Invincible Padfoot" for nothing.  We'll be back in time for tea and you can go back to being oblivious my little cousin's got the hots for you something bad.
    
    
20. If you're reading this, Moony, I'm probably dead.  And if I'm not, stop bloody reading, you nosy bastard!  Anyway, I figure I probably already told you everything I wanted to say, so I thought I'd just save the best for last.  I love you, and I'm sorry.  Really, truly, and always.  Your mate, Sirius Black.