Santa Baby: A Clexmas Carol

[nonotthatone]

Pairing: Clex
Genre: Humor, AU/Futurefic, Holiday fic
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 601
Summary: So hurry down the chimney tonight.
Warnings: All-dialogue and probably bordering on crack.
A/N: The second of my "Clexmas Carols" collection. It helps if you know the song (the Cynthia Basinet version is top in my rotation the last few years), but you

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[sue_dreams]

You are on crack and I love you. (It is also clearly the good stuff, too.)

"I don't think Santa accepts returns. This one comes next." Lex is so -silly-. It's sweet and cute, and made of so much good fluff.

The platinum mine is also a great turn of silly that makes me giggle. And both the Clex resisting Oliver, of course.

Oh, Lex. But really, your disbelief in Santa is very disappointing. Clearly he believes in you."

Also, there's a theme this year of Clark being the present. It as a theme of which I heartily approve. :D Very lovely, m'dear.

[nonotthatone]

This one IS cracky :) I apologize for nothing, do you hear? NOTHING. But maybe I should warn for it? Hmm.

I couldn't think of any other fella they'd both like so much to kiss :)

It's far too easy to wrap a bow around Clark in my head. Luckily Lex doesn't mind knots.

[sue_dreams]

Crack is fun. And I don't think this needs a warning, but it wouldn't hurt. :D

Oliver works. I think he's pretty. Depending on the season, it could (possibly) have been Jason. (Or you can go DC and throw in Bruce.)

I know I would like to wrap a bow around Clark myself. I imagine that Lex wouldn't even need the bow. >D

[nonotthatone]

See, here again is my DC!fail. I don't know any of this stuff. I saw the last two Batmans but only because 1) I didn't have a ton of choice in the matter and 2) at least there was Christian Bale. Apart from that - they're in the same 'verse? They know each other, or could? I are dumb.

From a purely aesthetic POV, all that blond hair of Oliver's just ... works for me :D

[twinsarein]

These carol fics are brilliant. I love that Lex finally gets to spoil Clark, and doesn't let himself be talked out of it. I loved the S. S. Warrior Angel. *snicker*

[nonotthatone]

:) I'm so glad you're enjoying. It was like a cracky Christmas explosion in my brain, but at least the results are proving entertaining.

What else is a girl to do with "been an angel all year", now, I ask you?

[jlvsclrk]

Oh that Lex, he really does go overboard at times! I love his last gift the best of course - giving up the kryptonite ring is a great gesture.

I wonder if Clark has any surprises in store for Lex in terms of presents?

[jlvsclrk]

Oh, and I really cracked up at the S.S. Warrior Angel - brilliant!

[nonotthatone]

I'm glad that last gift paid off; I wanted it to be worthy of the build-up.

I'm sure he has - but we may have to wait until next year to find out :) I'm approaching holiday fic overload.

[enderwiggin24]

I wholeheartily agree on the unwrapping :D

[nonotthatone]

Let's hope there's at least a nice red and blue bow ;-)

[eternal_moonie]

I totally agree! AWESOME!!

[nonotthatone]

:D Thanks so much.