Hmm well I won't be turning up for any of those events so my red zebra cubans will have to wait another month for a red shoe friendly event (not sure about pin stripe winkle picker friendly events) since I'm off to Brum as someone is celebrating getting really old. You know, really really old. Yup 30. I suggested old was when you were planning on getting new side gates installed. Perhaps suggesting when you buy a 1 litre BMW motorbike to add to the Series 5 BMW might have been more reasonable :D Given that he's slandering really really old people who are as little as 31 or 32 (45 year olds don't give a toss). So I will be sidling up to young ladies at the party with the standard "well hellloooo" greeting which will result in them making excuses for the toilet/speaking to friends etc shortly afterwards. But it helps pass the time. Will your partner in crime be attending or will she strictly be using alcohol for medical purposes of the non drinking variety that night ?
Hmm they are mostly old . They need dangerously out of control doubles acts (as in double vodka, double chin er I mean gin (it was a typo worth keeping if somewhat incorrect), doubled over the furniture giggling like loons)
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How was Nottingham for you?
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So I will be sidling up to young ladies at the party with the standard "well hellloooo" greeting which will result in them making excuses for the toilet/speaking to friends etc shortly afterwards. But it helps pass the time.
Will your partner in crime be attending or will she strictly be using alcohol for medical purposes of the non drinking variety that night ?
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Have fun at the party.
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See you tomorrow toots!
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