stolen from mistresssin

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When a woman wears leather clothing...

A mans heart beats faster...
His throat gets dry...
He goes weak at the knees...
And he begins to think irrationally.

Ever wonder why?

*Drum roll*

Because she smells like a new ute.

Comments

[fred_bear]

Ah, so that's what it is then. I'm sure that explains a lot about the attention I get when wearing my leather corset. *nods* :)

[non_lj_mark]

hehehehe. I'm sure that's not the reason ;)

[fred_bear]

Gosh, whatever else could it be then?

[arienmir]

You deserve to be hurt for that...

:P

[mireille21]

But then isn't that too much like rewarding for bad behaviour?

[arienmir]

hmmm yes I do believe you are right...

He deserves to NOT be hurt for that :D

[kitling]

Just for the record

You are dumped! :P

[non_lj_mark]

Hehehehe.

Hey I just repeated the message. I didn't originate it!!