Flagrant double post. That site is too much. TADA: \/\/\/\/ I bet money that Ben posted that. \/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/

lust confessions - I just tried to suck my own dick and was sort of successful.

Thank the gods for the wonders of SomethingAwful forums. Thanks to them, I found this gem of a site. I feel the same way as \/\/\/\/, don't you?

lust confessions - I shaved off all my pubes yesterday. It was hard but I like the new look.

Something I have to do less of...sheesh. The summer flies by faster and faster, and I find myself around friends, and meeting more fun new people. Otherwise, life's like this:
Good:

• Job
• Wonderful friends
• Health
• Insane drinking contest with Ben (aka the Alchi's B.Day tomorrow)

Bad:

• Busting my ass for mediocre money

For all.  =) The party last night @ Jared's went really well...met up w/ the Polish chick again, we had a blast.  Going to go out tomorrow...good times indeed. Hopefully it will all keep going this way ( Read more... )

Last night was fan-fuck-tacular! Jesus titty fucking Christ! Wow ( Read more... )

Well life is going pretty well...working, doing the usual thing, trying to get by....trying not to be too naughty ( Read more... )

Man, summer needs to slow down a bit. I need to get more golf in, and more trips to Chicago...gawd. Did the "family thang" with everyone the other day...that wasn't that bad. The hangover made it a bit bad, but whateva. Kass still owes me coffee. =)

http://www.ohmygoditburns.com/wordpress/index.php?p=4

Hmm. Maybe for next time. Looks like a plausible way to make cheap vodka better.

Shock of all shocks, last night was about 50/50 (at best, and greatly overstating that). It started off with some decent, civilized people (around 7 or 8 pm), and by 10 PM (when Joel showed up), it was filled with white trash. Hilarity ensued as Joel was dry humped by a guy who rubbed one out in the bathroom 5 minutes earlier, while shouting "I'm ( Read more... )

...and the only thing missing is a certain crazy German &  I driving past Marquette.  Oh well...at least school is out, and work stopped dinking me around on hours, 40 a week until summer is up! wewt.  About damn time.   Maybe I should ask them for another raise...  ^_^