Who the hell am I?

Feb 21, 2006 23:07

After staying up late last night to finish a paper, something interesting happened to me. After going to bed, I awoke an hour later with an upset* stomach, dizziness, and racing heart. In addition to these symptoms, I also didn't know who the hell I was. For around five minutes I was pretty sure I was a character from Pride and Prejudice until I finally remembered I was poor and in a college dorm room.
*When I say "upset", I mean it was by the grace of an incredible will save (natural 20) that I managed NOT to vomit.

I hope this isn't a recurring problem for me. I rather like having only one identity. I don't want to wake up and have no memory of what I've been doing as someone else the past three days. On the other hand, even if there is a pill for thinking you're an English gentleman, I don't think I would want it...

"You've never heard of the movie? Well something is obviously wrong with you. Shewwww I am very disappointed in you." -Shawna
"Something IS wrong with me. I woke up and thought I was Fitzwilliam Darcy, English gentleman. I'm sorry I've let you down." -me

"Goodness." -Shawna
"Don't goodness me. I could have some kind of condition. Who knows who you'll be talking to in five minutes. It could be me, or it could be Howard Roark- architect and individualist." -me

"With great power comes great responsibility." -Dr. Pete LaRue
That's right, my band director said it. I don't think I can communicate to you how awesome band at Georgetown is.
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