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i just spend an hour and a half tutoring a girl in calculus. probably the most memorable thing i taught her was how when you add ice to liquid water, the water actually gets colder! this concept of ice making things that are not as cold as ice colder could not be grasped by someone in calculus. i don't think im THAT bad of a tutor that things get ( Read more... )

lysette and i were sitting on her couch watching curb your enthusiasm and all of a sudden she started making out with me. i was in a weird mood so i decided to mess with her. after a few seconds i decided to open my eyes and keep them open... while having an intense stalker stare in my eyes until she opened hers. she started cracking up and we both ( Read more... )

ok first of all WHEN IS THE NEW MINUS THE BEAR ALBUM GOING TO LEAK!? i know how ridiculous it sounds that im complaining about not having an album months before it's scheduled to be released but i mean come on ( Read more... )

il;dfassdgaljk;sfg i got a B in my math class. i got an 88.6%. i got an 86% on the final. i calculated it before going in, if i would have gotten an 89 on the final, i would have gotten an A in the class. the teacher also did an extra credit opportunity except she only gave us 3 days notice and it was on a saturday which i work. this extra credit ( Read more... )

so.. my girlfriend might be in an issue of maxim. yeah. that's pretty much all i have to say about that.

i love those god damn myspace surveys that are like "20 questions that I want to know about YOU". i open it because im retarded and begin reading. the questions are like "how old are you" "what color are your eyes?" "what are you afraid of?" etc. real basic boring questions. and then it gets into the attention whore bull shit like "what would you ( Read more... )

last night i went to the newport beach film festival with lysette and a few of her friends. after the movie some of lysettes friends were saying they heard about an after party so we found out where it was and tried to crash it. too bad it was all "official" with velvet rope and what not. anyway, one of the guys mentioned "open bar" so at this ( Read more... )

gahgaskdsfj i left my wallet at the gas station and someone swiped it. i noticed this morning when i went to buy breakfast and didn't have my wallet. now i get this sweet email saying the bidder for modest mouse tickets that i've shown interest for did not complete the transaction and they could be mine for 100 dollars. you mother fucker. someone ( Read more... )

after a 2+ year dry spell Nic has finally pulled out of his slump. the best part is, my friend jason has to bake me a cake now!