FUCK STEVEN SEAGAL

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My dad bought me Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt energy drink just to be weird.

I tried it.

IT TASTES LIKE CARBONATED YAMS. NOTHING ON EARTH SHOULD EVER BE ABLE TO BE DESCRIBED LIKE THAT.

Oh god...it hurts....

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[2stepssideways]

Wow.

Sorry this is to a post that was forever ago but...well..I don't have a rational explanation for it. Give me time. I'll come up with one. I'm terribly good at that.

Carbonated Yams? Wow. You have me beat for descriptive phrases right now. And that takes a lot.

I wonder if they have it around me. Actually, I'm going to go see if they do.

Also-are you allergic to hazelnuts?