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[nojuice4kevin]

You like deals? You like bargains? You want blandbrand name merchandise for LOW LOW PRICES?!

Well, then come down to Crazy Kevin's Item Emporium, where you can get the best deals for your money! Come! Buy! First 100 customers get a free Alien Gyroscopic Stabilizer Model #2!

[Attached: Image of Ponchomon's sombrero]

REMEMBER! SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED

Comments

[onethirdhuman]

What kind of things do you have for sale?

[nojuice4kevin]

All manner, my friend. All you need to do is stop on by.

[onethirdhuman]

I'll drop by, then.

[gatekeymaster]

Whoa, gyroscopic stabilizers?! COOL!

... Wait a minute. ... THIS IS A HAT!

[nojuice4kevin]

Cleverly disguised as a hat you mean.

[terra_who]

Don't even try and buy it. He runs these scams all the time, apparently.

[livingontheweb]

...that's just a Ponchomon's sombrero

[klutzy_maiden]

Oh! Oh! Do you mind if I buy another one? The other one you gave me broke...

[terra_who]

Colette. I wouldn't buy anything else from Kevin at the moment. He's not himself.

[klutzy_maiden]

But he seems just fine! And I've already bought two things from him...!

[locked]

[nojuice4kevin]

That'll be 1500 BITS.