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[noirdash]

Oh God. I was wrong. Amber and Louie are going to kill each other. Or Amber is going to kill Louie. Suicide by diving into a vat of sourmash isn't a bad way to die, is it?

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[victoriangothik]

Why are they going to kill each other? And I'm not sure suicide by sourmash is the way I'd want to go.

[noirdash]

Amber's being sensitive. Louie's overexplaining. Plz send help or hot women as a distraction.

[victoriangothik]

Not sure what help I could send from here, short of catching a flight out. However, I can send naughty pictures as a way of distraction.

[noirdash]

That works too. Karli thinks you're hot already.